I will give you my best farts, from a recipe
of two cans of cheap beer, a hot dog with
saurkraut, 4 deviled eggs. 3 White Castle
cheeseburgers and a couple of Slim Jims.

For only $25 you can experience a very
pungent set of farts for as long as they last.

Guaranteed to make you gag or your money back.



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